This is where I'll let my prep, my sorority girl, my jgl-rg-and-other-incredibly-attractive-men-loving self out. Marc Jacobs is a god, and I accidentally buy things with my credit cards sometimes, oops. Enjoy.
I will entertain questions, and husband applications (but if you don't know how to utilize "your, you're; there, their, they're; it, it's" correctly, please don't bother).